John & Lotus

This is us, folks.  Random, sarcastic broad with control issues marries kind hearted, slacker-type guitar player.  What could go wrong???

Braden
aka The Boy

Our son, Braden James (one day old, here).  He is smarter, faster, and better looking than you.  One day, he will be rich and support his parents' lavish, retiree lifestyle.

Zack
'The Mexican'

Zack enjoys sneaking food off the table, peeing on our belongings, and pretending he doesn't understand us.  His saving grace is that he's cute, & Braden likes him.  Cause, you know... he fits in the microwave....