This page is about me. I post pictures of myself (I love me) and my family (of course, I love them, too, just not as much). I also post pictures of other beautiful, cool, and random things I see. I take lots of pictures. LOTS.
I used to blog exclusively on myspace. I posted a kind of timeline of current events in my life here, but no blog. Alas, all things in life must change. So, basically, look for a blog here in the near future. Read it. Or just lick the screen.
Oh, and I took down the current events in my life thing. Turns out it was all none of your business, anyway. Just kidding, of course. Or am I?
I'm never sarcastic. Not even the least bit.
I've maintained some sort of personal website for my own amusement since 2000. I suppose it's a sign of my intense vanity, the need to waste my own time (and yours), or my large measure of geekdom. Probably all 3. Why are you here?
I like to: *sleep (oh, sleep, how I miss you....) *do whatever I want to do, a la Mr. Dynamite *eat cheese *take pictures of stuff (A LOT) *listen to music and sing badly *feel sorry for cucumbers that have to become pickles *eat pickles *amuse myself with my own witty comments and jokes *grow stuff and live on the fat o' tha land (and pet soft things) *laugh at morons *be addicted to myspace *warp my son *eat cheese *tell my husband to laugh at my jokes *make fat jokes (about myself) *get mad at my husband for laughing at jokes about me being fat *torture/tease/laugh at/humiliate the dog *eat cheese (cheese is good)
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